memewhore:

m00nlady:

i could really make use of a massage, an orgasm, hard apple cider & a check for $300,000

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memewhore:

memewhore:

memewhore:

nikk-mayson:

me: how am i single

me: *emotionally detached, picky af, doesn’t go out at all, has disgusting habits, too shy to talk to anyone they find cute, etc.*

me: how am i single

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cakemakethme:

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

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